Check out this picture of the stage of the Democratic National Convention. Apparently the Democrats think Obama is running for President of Disney Land. That God I don’t have a television, so I only have to witness this in a static photo. Does this sort of garish silliness really work with people? But I guess Obama doesn’t actually have any good ideas, just the show. If he wins, I’ll just call him the Dazzle President. (Obama’s main talk will be across the way at the football stadium. Wait a minute — why was I feeling comforted by that?)