I’m not sure whether this is supposed to be a joke (via For Truth).
The idea is that, for only $3.95 per month, you can set up a “subscription service utilizing a computer with text-to-speech capability to incant your prayers each day. It gives you the satisfaction of knowing that your prayers will always be said even if you wake up late, or forget.”
You can choose Protestant, Catholic, Jewish, Muslim, or generic prayers.
Some people have an astounding propensity for strangeness.