Report Yourself to Obama’s Thought Police

Diana Hsieh points out that opponents of Obamacare need to report themselves to the Obama administration for their “fishy” views.

From the White House: “Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov.”

Here is Diana’s self-report:

Dear Minister of Propaganda,

I’d like to report myself. I think that the Obama administration is attempting a government takeover of health care. Mandates are bad enough in themselves, and they’re just one step on the road to total government control of medicine. That’s appalling. I support individual rights and free markets in health care — not more government welfare and controls.

I’ve told that to tons of people. Please tell me when and where I should report to my re-education camp.

I like hers so much I wrote a similar one:

Dear Minister of Propaganda,

As per your request, I’d like to report an American citizen to you for daring to exercise his First Amendment rights and speak out against Barack Obama’s attempted political takeover of medicine.

I am reporting myself.

Not only do I believe that political interference in medicine is wrong and impractical, but I’ve told many other people about my views, and I intend to repeat this grave offense again today.

I fear I am an incorrigible practitioner of the First Amendment and an intransigent defender of individual rights. Please notify me when you have established your re-education camps, so that I may report in person.

Sincerely,

Ari Armstrong
Westminster, CO